Oxymoron of the day:
I guess there’s too much poop in my meat?
A Kansas company has recalled approximately 50,000 pounds of ground beef that may be contaminated with E. coli
Virtually no one has ever died from eating a vegetable – only shit-covered ones.
Let me help any slow “liberals” out there: E. coli is poop. Your food is contaminated with shit.
Maybe you should stop eating shit? Maybe we should stop covering our edible food in shit too?